Da Dirty 30 Part 2

What a wild day. Wake up tour, work, and dirty 30. The thoughts and ideas running through my head today was kind of funny and made me think of my spaghetti write up. So here is my days thoughts! Sorry if its a little raw lol

• 4:15 “hi can I help you?” “Remember we were here yesterday looking for two bikes” Fuck I hate it when people come in late in the day.
• We close at 5! duurrrrr! we have lives outside of the shop!
• Zak Relax they are buying nice stuff and they are nice people.
• Drip Drip! mother fucker! splashhhh! who the fuck said it could rain!
• There is no way we can race this afternoon! Its been pouring for 30 mins! has to be at least one inch of rain or maybe more.
• "ring ring (chris) I am going to call the race off its to wet no one will show up.”
• chris: “No your not I will punch in your fucking face! there is already 10 people here” me: “o”
• he wont punch me in the face that big doughnut eating, spirit crushing, big boned turd face!
• 5:20 finally leaving the shop. I am going to have to hurry to get there on time.
• chad? really? Mad props driving to the dirt crit with its rain. and jim said he was going to whoop that asssss! shhhh Jim (aka da Slim Jimmy and no I am not talking about his jimmy wink wink) is skinny!
• Any one going to be there? text! text! facebook message!
• what? maclay has dry patches? It def didn’t rain as much here! ahhhh thank you lord
• which bike? hmmm da monster cross bike or the succulent sour apple ss? hmm I will take both! its my race my rules!
• what? really? the parking lot is full of men in lycra! I love that! I mean I guess we are going to have a race.
• hi, hi , hi I don’t know you, you and you. You really here for da dirty? nice!
• I am still running late. What bike to race? hmmm both lol my race my rules!
• boing, boing, ss side ways! ahhh I just almost ate shit on two bikes. thank god no one saw me!
• woaaahhhh! I see a bunch of people! I cant fuck up this!
• chris: “zak! Zak! Come here.” huh course change? If you and rick say so lets do it! o man this going to hurt.
• o man this a lot of people!
• foster ever seen a dirt crit? dont care he is helping! (thanks again ken)
• ughh I am about to hurt. 
• Go! Slim Jimmy Has a firm butt SMACK!
• Ok I have to attack first! my race! I feel good! Zoom goes rick! guess I don’t feel good! I wonder if he is on epo? should we piss test him? this is my race my rules! nahhh
• I will just grab his wheel and relax! ok this isn’t bad. and now you are riding away from me… tear tear
• he is just abnormal (Ric), I can settle in and ride in front of everyone else and be fine. 
• lil gillis? ok he has been riding a lot its ok. 
• slim jimmy? ok I have lost all skills and I am going home to cut my self!
• ok cool no one is really close to me. I am lapping you, you, you , you, you, but I am being supportive. I am so nice.
• Daniel? ugghhh oooook 
• I will save some and get him later. (didn’t happen)
• We done yet? Foster have you ever seen a crit before?
• Ric “how come it hasn’t been 30 mins yet?” as he is lapping me for the 2nd time and is breathing easy. Shit up Ric breath! don’t just roll up on me and act like you are hurting! you epo using skinny turd! 
• aaaannnndd we are done! thank god!
• uggh I have to take both bikes back. but the juicy apple bottom ss was a good choice!
• ahhhhh left over cheesy gordita crunch! ooo yeah and a dr. pepper.
• chris you will never get this! king of the castle! nanny nanny boo boo
• ahhh he is gettting up! 
• terry u touch my taco and I go psycho on your little penguin body!
• I actually pulled this thing off sweet! but peace out!

Thanks Ken for helping keep time/ Thanks Chris and Ric for the suggestion, it was a good idea. It was fun and I am stoked at the amount of people showed up. Next one will be bigger! Can’t wait!